Avast, me hearties!

jolly rogerArr, listen up, ye rogues o’ the sea! It be a beaut o’ a tides fer th’ scurvy children o’ Neptune! First, th’ dread crew o’ th’ Austrian Pirate Party be stagin’ a wee raid on a bunch o’ royalist landlubbers. A loaded t’ th’ gunwhales wee parrot told me th’ sortie will take place at t’ main gangplank o’ th’ Volkstheater this wednesday, four hours to midnight.

An’ what’s a tour o’ plunderin an’ pillagin’ worth without a feast afterwards? So after ye stashed yer share an’ bandaged th’ cuts an’ bruises, get ready fer th’ Talk Like A Pirate Party at Meta Island on saturday th’ 23rd o’ September, at 8 p.m. – thar’ll be dance, songs, tomfoolery, more grog than ye can shake a cutlass at, an’ a whole shipload o’ hearties with whom ye can buckle yer swash till sun rises.

Make sure t’ appear dressed fer th’ occasion!

3 Comments so far

  1. teemu (unregistered) on September 11th, 2006 @ 10:25 am

    dich sollte man kielholen schicken, tlap-day-celebrations sind ne woche spaeter ..

  2. R Imholz (unregistered) on September 18th, 2006 @ 11:20 pm

    Sorry I’m sort of late but just found this.
    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ Regards Robert

  3. KazMac (unregistered) on September 20th, 2006 @ 8:21 pm

    Oooh argh, Phil my lad, did ye hear about the Pirates who only found a treasure chest full to the brim of nothing but ‘fools gold?’ Disney are making the film – its called “The Iron Pyrites of the Caribbean……” ha ha ha – sorry, couldnt resist it.

    Surely all politicians talk like Pirates anyway?

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