Arschloch
Overheard on the subway from Stephansplatz in the direction of Leopoldau the other day, two men, both in their early 30s, one wearing a very large coat with beer cans loaded into every pocket, and both drinking beers as they sit haphazardly on the bench seats (refer to map for humor):
Guy One: What station is this?
Guy Two: It’s Vorgartentstrße.
Guy One: Shit! That’s not right.
Guy Two: Yes it is. That’s what it says right there: Vorgartenstraße. Look!
Guy One: But you said it was the stop after Stephansplatz.
Guy Two: That is where we’re getting off.
Guy One: But this is Vorgartenstraße
Guy Two: Where are we getting off?
Guy One: The one after Stephansplatz?
Guy Two: Nestroyplatz? Is that it?
Guy One: Yes.
Guy Two: We missed the damned station! We were supposed to get off at the stop after Stephansplatz.
Guy One:That’s not Nestroyplatz?
Guy Two: That’s what I told you: the one after Stephansplatz.
Guy One: Get off the damned train. We need to go back!
Guy Two: You’re such an asshole!
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i’m just wondering if u could post a german version of this conversation, anyways, that’s hilarious ;-)
…and as the saying goes, “Instant Idiot - just add alcohol.” But I am presuming that these nerds aren’t guzzling Null Komma Josef.
Oh man, did anyone else have a goatse moment there? I really need to get some of the stickers and see how they look superimposed on the Vienna underground…