To the bitchfaced lady on the bus:
If you stand where the strollers go, and don’t move to make room for a mother and her daughter in a stroller, and then roll your eyes and feign injury when you get your foot rolled over, I have but one message for you: fuck off!
Is this not the prototypical Vienna transit story?
I have no idea what makes everyone so damned grumpy. It’s a beautiful city. The weather has been nice. You couldn’t really have an easier urban life presented to you. And yet, you can do nothing but scowl and bitch.
Congratulations! You’ve made me one of you!
(please read this post with the proper sarcastic tone and wink. I’m not really dissin’)