Dog bites man!
So I can’t avoid stumbling over the free copies of “Österreich” at work. Today’s opener of the local news was a stunner: “Wieder Heroin am Karlsplatz gefunden” (“Heroin found at the Karlsplatz again”).
I guess tomorrow’s headline will be “Pope has been found to be catholic”.
I actually thought the Kronenzeitung was the most execrable result of the newsprint technology, but I guess there’s no bottom in that race.