Death’n Diamonds
Bestattung Wien, the official funeral service of the city of Vienna, joins the “turn human remainings into a diamond” club!
How?
Death > body > cremation > ashes > carbon ZACKZACK > diamond.
Do it! Do it!
You would be known as the hardest known natural material! Your hardness and high dispersion of light would make you useful for industrial applications and jewelry! You would be specifically renowned as a mineral with superlative physical qualities! You would cut glass, maybe in a bank robbery!
I’d like to be added to some kickass sword or Stanley knife or something. As long as I’m never used for intimate shaving, I don’t care.