Dear Old Sir

This is a letter to the old kind sir that honoured me with his attention while i was standing around near the Josefstädter Street.

Dear old Sir,

thank you kindly for telling me “I wish you cancer”, while you saw me smoking a couple of metres away from the other people. Unfortunately you did not have the courage to get off your bike and wait for my answer. You probably only heard my “Why thank you”, but i would like to extend my honest gratitude towards you with a few written words.

First i would like to tell you that it is indeed none of your concern if i smoke and risk my life, you old perverted pedophile piece of ugly shit.
Second thing i would like to tell you, i do not smoke in public spaces when there are non smokers near me.
Furthermore i would like you to know that i am really sorry you were such a coward and hurrying down the street, and i didn’t feel like running after you. Unlike you, you sorry ass, i have to work 10hour shifts and not live on welfare. Actually, my ability to work assures intolerant half dead humam beings like you to get food and still be able to insult strangers.

I look forward to meet your sorry ass again, and tell you personally how happy i am to know that you are already half rotten and see the graveyard ages before me.

with kind regards,


I do not hate old people. I spend my whole weekend with my grandmother, and i am usually overly polite when i meet old people. What i do hate is intolerance against any kind of human being. I do understand that it upsets you that smokers wallow their vice near you, which is not healthy for you. But please, dont get all stupid and risk a heartattack if tolerant smokers like me are enjoying the first cigarette since hours after a long working day. Dont insult every smoker you see without any reason. I dont tell you that you smell like a piece of shit and make me vomit cause youre using the most disgusting perfume on the planet. I dont tell you that i would like to shove that Kebab up your ass cause it disgusts me when the subway smells of dead rotten lambs.
I am fully aware that non-smokers can be affected by the smoke, but for heavens sake, if i stand 5 metres away from you, you should be more concerned about the evil cars with their semi-cancerish fumes or the mobile phone that seems to be clued to your ear.

Thank you, old dickhead for ruining my evening. May i extinguish my cigarette on your grave! HUZZA!

19 Comments so far

  1. Philipp (unregistered) on May 10th, 2006 @ 6:13 pm

    Don’t worry Daniela – even if you hated old people, it would be okay. After all, most of them suck donkey balls.

  2. Chris (unregistered) on May 11th, 2006 @ 1:49 am

    Oh well, relax. Not the first asshole on your way, probably not the last one. And there are plenty of them in this town.

  3. sam (unregistered) on May 11th, 2006 @ 5:38 am

    kick that fuckin geezers ASSilikekebabalotthough

  4. daniela (unregistered) on May 11th, 2006 @ 8:58 am

    @ philipp: no no no. not all of them are bastards. you should talk to my grandma. she rocks.

    @Chris: i am not mad anymore. just had to rant about it. shortly after the rant i was fine again.

    @Sam: i thought about ruining his bike, but decided that would be childish (and i didnt want to get dirty)

  5. snort (unregistered) on May 11th, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

    über was du dich aufregen kannst

  6. daniela (unregistered) on May 11th, 2006 @ 12:49 pm

    @snort: über vieles und alles. jeh nachdem. weil aufregen nämlich ur ganz toll ist.

  7. nex (unregistered) on May 12th, 2006 @ 3:50 am

    please explain how you knew it was a perverted pedophile.

  8. daniela (unregistered) on May 12th, 2006 @ 7:49 am

    Nex, even though i should be aware that every post i make will rise a counter-comment from you, i am not really in the mood to play the nex word-picking game again, mkay?
    I am really sorry you dont get the sarcasm in this post, and i probably should start writing SARCASM in the disclaimer again, just to make sure everyone gets it. The fact that you are being anal about nearly anything here is sometimes amusing, but sometimes making me wonder why the hell you cant read between the lines, or at least grasp the concept of a post. But to make it easy for you, because i am a nice person:
    I did not wish to talk to a stranger. I did not wish to hear that from a stranger. Even more since he was trying to provoke me like i am one of the smokers that would blow smoke directly into his face. Of course such things make me angry. Now guess what, angry people are going to say bad angry stuff. Suprise! it is a rant, got it?

  9. Meral (unregistered) on May 12th, 2006 @ 2:33 pm

    A kind of racism, discrimination going on against smoking. Why? Because it is not healthy. That’s fair. Well…it would have been fair if people had equally worried about and tamper with all other more dangerous things, such cars, as Daniela very rightly put…
    Cigaratte is a scapegoat…

  10. Philipp (unregistered) on May 12th, 2006 @ 4:38 pm

    Sadly, the phrase “You can take my cigarette from my cold, dead hands” doesn’t work all that well. Ah well.

  11. Ady (unregistered) on May 13th, 2006 @ 12:08 pm

    Whle I am a non-smoker, and I do wish all the bars and cafes here wouldn’t be so full of smoke, the man had absolutely no business in what you do. He sounds like a proper twat. To many people seem to think that they know better than the others about what the others should do. However like the other commenter, I would think calling him a “pedophile” is rather inappropriate.

  12. nex (unregistered) on May 13th, 2006 @ 11:33 pm

    daniela, guess what, i knew it is a rant. and if you look over your, say, 10 latest posts, you’ll see that most of the time i didn’t comment, and when i did comment, i had something to say or wanted to know something. to make a long story short: you have no point whatsoever. alright, now that i rantingly vented my anger: i’m not counter-commenting. i might provoke you into having hissy fits all the time, but it’s not intentional, mkay?

    anyway, what i really wanted to say is this: maybe it was a nice person who cared more about your health than whether you think he’s an asshole. probably he was just a genuine asshole. either way, you’d make a better argument if you critisised him for what he really did instead of childishly calling him names. never mind that pedophily is so much more serious than wishing smokers cancer, i’m OK with that. i just don’t see the logic in making a rant about badly behaved people into a contest of who can be the bigger arsehole.

  13. krah (unregistered) on May 14th, 2006 @ 7:30 pm

    this girl is pathetic bullshit, thats all.

  14. krah (unregistered) on May 14th, 2006 @ 7:33 pm

    disclaimer “I do not hate old people. I spend my whole weekend with my grandmother” whiny little bitch ha ha ha

  15. c3o (unregistered) on May 15th, 2006 @ 4:51 am

    You should get a livejournal or something.

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    im sorry but i’ll go with nex: rant all you want on your personal blog, but spare us here. this should be about vienna. thank you.

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