Archive for January, 2005

monochrom’s 12th birthday: “bildet to-do-stapel!”

Hard to believe, monochrom is 12 years old. And we celebrate this strange occurance this wednesday.

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BILDET TO-DO-STAPEL!
monochrom wird 12

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26. jaenner 2005, 19 uhr, kunsthalle exnergasse, wien

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kaum zu glauben. wir sind ein rundes dutzend jahre alt geworden.

gefeiert wird dieser zu- und umstand am 26. jaenner 2004 ab 19 uhr mit der eroeffnung unserer selbsthistorizierungsausstellung “bildet to-do-stapel!” in der kunsthalle exnergasse im wiener wuk.

Link:
wuk, kunsthalle exnergasse

als eroeffnungsrednerInnen haben sich drehli robnik und ubermorgen angekuendigt.

performative und musikalische geburtstagsstaendchen bringen:
== das erste wiener heimorgelorchester
== einige mitglieder von blockwerk
== andreas “krach” stoiber
== maschek

und der gute maecks kocht gute suppe.

im zuge der ausstellung gibt es auch einige andere events, unter anderem das internationale symposium spektakel kunst gesellschaft // guy debord und die situationistische internationale” am 4. und 5. mai 2004.

liebe gruesse
johannes

three nuns in the subway

the u6 subway is always full of suprises. the people you meet there will make you think about absurd things the whole day long.
today 3 nuns came into the subway. not too weird, thats true. what was weird, was the fact that one of them faced each one of the non-nun-crowd with a loathing expression on her face. it was utmost strange, and angst was there immediately. a few ladies of the older generation seemed to make little prayers to make god love them again, before this nun would come over them and punish them for their sins. the other two nuns seemed to discuss something, which i did not hear since my mp3 player played non-god-ish tunes and made my head jiggety jig. next to me set a young man making a simple protest against the loathing face of said nun. he stuck his tongue out, he waved, he laughed, and shot the nun. no no. he didnt really shoot her! you know, the thing you do with your fingers. billy the kid style. it was all good. then this young man left the subway somewhere between nussdorfer strasse and akh. next thing i could hear between David Bowie’s voice chanting “bring me the disco king” was a really loud “DAMN YOU ALL. I WANT YOU TO GO AWAY.” a really dark and old voice was heard, a grumble, a hissing. when i turned around i saw the old man creating such an loud and yet interesting hassle. he had hair that would have made robert smith of The Cure feel jealous and little, except the fact that the man’s hair was white and grey. he looked like one of the characters you always find in Dostojweskij’s books. he wasnt drunk, i guess. it didnt take too long to make everybody move away from him a little. then he laughed this very very frightening laughter which immediately made me think of old splatter movies with zombies calling for brains they need to eat. i wish i could have somewhat recorded that laugh. after David Bowie ended his song and a slow Monster Magnet singer made his little rant about females not being good in bed, a few schoolkids gathered around the old man. they laughed, they giggled, they pointed at him. it made me angry for the simple reason of the pride of this man getting insulted by little schoolkids. insane people, dear readers, are not only there for your very entertainment. they have the same rights like you (except insane people that might try to kill you. those are a tad different.) the old man didnt do anything bad. he didnt insult anyone, well, not directly. while others scream into their swanky fingertip little mobiles or chit chat about their last one night stand or diseases that made me nearly puke, this man simply talked to himself. he might live in his own little world, and god knows, probably his world is better than ours.
no, i did not take pictures. the nuns wouldnt have liked it, and neither would have the old man.

eine ganze menge leute da drau

flyerverteiler, solistandler, zivilkibara (mit eiegenem b

Nuclear Bombs and the Chinese

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source: “Heute” (local ‘for free’ newspaper)
issue from friday

thats the most ridicilous word i have read in a long time, and boy, i do read weird stuff anytime my eyes dont stick to pictures.
even though i am not a reader of this newspaper, i can tell its one a krone-ish gutter press. now you might ask how i found that word without reading the newspaper. well, i cant read minds, but a colleague showed me the other day in the smokers room. we both laughed for quite a long time.

for the english speaking readers:
“Atombomben Chinesen” would be something like “nuclear bomb chinese”.

madness, I tell you. madness.

if you would ask 100 people who know me to pick an adjective to describe me, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t find words like “prude”, “conservative” or “uptight”. actually, I’m pretty sure “pervert” would be pretty high on the list. normally, I don’t care what people do to each other, as long as everyone is happy with it. but this is sickening.

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this is an ad for the local radio station

poor pigs

shopping at landstrasser markt yesterday. i finally wanted to make pictures of the dried pignoses (getrocknete schweiner

The one and only way…

Urban survival, the next level:

Wanna kill your foes with a Tolkien sword? Yes? Really?
Buy one at Siebensterngasse.

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FM4 ist 10

Der “alternative Jugendsender” FM4 ist 10 und feiert das mit einem Geburtstagsfest am 22. J

state of the world

as jules verne suggested, the world’s diamteter is shrinking. not literally he explains, but globalisation makes this planet kind of smaller. but - and this is something jules verne didn’t consider - shrinking the plantet’s diameter makes things more complicated. (to a grat extent, I suppose).
as issues of (global) politics become more complex, the so called solutions become simpler, and reading the newspaper becomes more and more disgusting.

today I read that children in iraq were seen throwing explosives at their liberator’s soldiers. a solution is supplied very quickly: don’t bring children to polling stations.
at this point I remeber some other solutions suggested by the american government in the past. to decrease juvenile drug consumption for example, piupils should be under parental control between 6 and 8 pm. because this is the timespan most drugs a consumed.
to stop the spread of venereal diseases, the nation dedicated to this planet’s liberation suggested not to have sex at all. condoms were said to be insecure and should never be used for security reasons. (apprpos: did you notice that the numer of things forbidden due to security reasons is rapidly increasing?).
anyways…
I went on reading the paper… more photos of british soldiers abusing iraqi prisenors were published.
I got a turnkey solution for this issue:
dont bring your soldiers when you go to war.

Snow

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well, hello snow.

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