The Green Ghost
We all know that sex sells. its a common fact within our society. Dont worry, i wont rant about society, thats not my job today. actually, i have a job but since i am sick and i cant leave the house without risking to make the streets dirty with the insides of my stomache, i do something else to entertain me.
Right, i go through my stuff and search for things i certainly dont really need. and what could that be? right, something coming from IKEA. mind you, not all of their stuff is needless, course not! but the stuff i buy there, is needless. period.
I once bought a little ghost there. you tip on his head and it glows. A MIRACLE!
but, like i said, sex sells.
you may ask what so sexy about the ghost. well, you dont know how the ghost likes to be recharged. you get a cable and a charger with the ghost. you dont insert it
somewhere, no, the ghost likes it anal.
thats right, i bought an anal loving green glowing ghost at IKEA.
no, i dont know why the heck i bought that thing.
i get the IKEA feeling from time to time, which makes me buy things i dont really need. we all do that, just admit it!
WE ARE ALL CONSUMERS OF IKEA.
we sure are.
you just dont happen to have an anal loving green glowing ghost.
thats the difference.
“…i cant leave the house without risking to make the streets dirty with the insides of my stomache…”
Would that more residents of the fair city show such consideration.
I suggest to the city’s public health authorities take note; There is copious evidence of some stomach-afflicting flu in the districts through which runs the Gurtel. There is strong coreletion of seven day periodicity and manifestations of the outbreak.
well, it certainly wasnt me. cause i am safe and home, hence the streets are safe as well.
“…WE ARE ALL CONSUMERS OF IKEA.”
More correctly, we are all (well, perhaps not all, but certainly many or most) _products_ of IKEA. One can’t see the big blue box when inside, sitting on the shelves…
“…it certainly wasnt me…”
Certainly not, as I strongly doubt you alone could be responsible for the torrents of vomit coursing down the Gurtel Saturday and Sunday mornings.
“…hence the streets are safe as well.”
I had little idea you alone bore sole responsibility for all that ails Vienna. Not that I wish you discomfort, but if the cost of removing notoriously bad drivers, surly pedestrians and combative transit riders is your illness, please take more frequent sick days!
If only it was that straightforward… Since it is not, I do wish you a speedy and easy recovery.
if you are refering to the normal situation of the streets after another yet so normal weekend, then, yes, i am not responsible for it.
i can proudly say i never puked on a street in vienna before, at least i cant recall it.
probably cause i dont drink that much. and when i am sick, i am staying home. there is no fun in working when i cant focus on it due medicamentation, dizziness and the resolving sickness of my stomache.
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as i’m currently in work-avoidance mode and returning to vienna.metblogs every once in a while, reading the latest story by the sick daniela and attaching a long-winded, but utterly pointless comment to it (hey, it’s more fun than solving computability problems), thus wasting time, i would also like to wish her a speedy and easy recovery.